We are Bunny.
January 14th, 2012 | Blog
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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Good for the Goose(s)
January 13th, 2012 | Blog
Not so good for the gander though.
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I Hefe-a Zerious Prublem veet “Zee Gurl veet zee Dregun Tattuu”
December 29th, 2011 | Blog
For Christmas I got a great book: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
I’ve been wanting to read it but just hadn’t gotten around to getting it, so it was the perfect gift. So perfect in fact, that I finished reading it by the next evening.
It’s got everything; great characters, violence, Nazis, torture, sex, financial intrigue, computer hacking, etc. It takes place in Sweden. I can hardly wait to see the movie.
It’s only got one problem – It takes place in Sweden.
Or put another way: “It tekes plece-a in Svedee.”
While I was reading it I kept thinking, “Wait! These guys are-a Sveedes. You-a know, dey tok in Sveedeish Chef accent!” Yah, it demn neer drufe me craazy.
For example:
Armageddon was yesterday, today we have a serious problem.
Becomes:
Ermegeddun ves yesterdey, tudey ve-a hefe-a a sereeuoos prublem. Bork, bork, bork!
Wonder how they’ll handle that in the movie?
Countenancing the Little Things
December 22nd, 2011 | Blog
Sometimes it’s about the details.
Good. Then we can agree your action has changed the course of the universe in some infinitesimal but irrevocable way. To remove the croutons would not remove the action. See?
But are the consequences of overlooking such details… So. Absolutely. Unforgivable?
Possibly.
(One of the best reads on the internet.)
It’s Just the Beginning… of a Series of Unfortunate Events
October 19th, 2011 | Blog
Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, has weighed in brilliantly on Occupy Wall Street.
Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance
I especially like this one:
11. Historically, a story about people inside impressive buildings ignoring or even taunting people standing outside shouting at them turns out to be a story with an unhappy ending.
Read the whole list here.
I have this sudden craving for a piece of cake. Don’t know why… Just do.